As seen on TV.
Why would someone even think they would need this:

I am not sure how setting this up on your pot and getting it to work saves time
over a little stirring once in a while?
And I find the best way to keep my food from burning is to pay attention.
That advice is free.
Not on TV.

I always feel a little sorry for art made by children that ends up at Goodwill.
This face vase must of weighed about 5 pounds!
Still, sad to see it donated away from it’s intended recipient.
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I hate clowns.
Clowns are lurking at every Goodwill store I have ever been to.
Here is a creepy clown lurking in the deep shadows of the lower shelves.
I bet that rotten clown did this!
I hate clowns.

Yeah, well….
I woulda kicked him further!